Body & Bath | Bathroom Gadgets | Toilet Humor | Bath Accessories Too many people just see the bathroom as a place to clean themselves up or excrete their bowels. Why can’t it be a place you have fun? Well we think it can be both! Browse through our impressive collection of the wackiest and most incredible gadgets you’ve ever seen in the bathroom! Each product is going to make your next trip to the bathroom so much more fun!
Shop Our New and Best Body & Bath Obama Toilet Paper $4.95
Man Soap $6.95
Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtain $16.95
Toxic Waste Pop Up Laundry Hamper $19.95
Telephone Shower Head $17.95
Toilet Mug $14.95
Toilet Can Koozie $9.95
$100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper Do you wish you were rich enough to flush money down the toilet? Now you can with this authentic looking $100 bill toilet paper.$5.95
Maze Toilet Roll Make your bathroom a more interesting place with this novelty toilet roll.$7.49
Public Toilet Survival Kit $6.95
Mustache Soap Leaves $5.95
Weener Kleener Soap $6.95
Peek-a-Boo "Wanted" Shower Curtain $19.95
Gold Fish Tub Mat $24.95
Snail Oil Beauty Soap $7.95
Snake Oil Soap $7.95
Old Fart Farting Slippers $19.95
Memory Chip Comb $17.95
Emergency Toilet Seat Covers Our price: $4.95
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Pig on the Potty Soap Dispenser $14.95
SureTemp LED Light Shower Head Avoid getting blasted with frozen or boiling water in the morning with this SureTemp LED Light Shower Head! Yeaaaaoww!$59.97
SureTemp LED Faucet Light With the SureTemp LED Faucet Light, telling the temperature of your tap water has never been such an enlightening experience! Prevent burns at a glance.Our price: $24.95
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Plunger Door Hook Clothes Hanger $8.95
Eyeball Bandages Eastern philosophy has strong beliefs in the third eye. So the next time you fall and cut yourself up, you can slap on a third eye, or even a couple more depending on how bad the fall is with eyeball bandages.$4.99
Toilet Fishing Game $17.95
Monster Bandages Scare away the pain of cuts and scrapes with monster bandages.$4.99
Toilet Seat Turd $4.95
Allergy Attack Tissues $1.49
Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper, even in the dark, with this new Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll!$9.99
The Donut Toothbrush Holder $8.95
Talking Toilet Paper Prank Pull the paper and play a prank on your friends! Record a message or funny sound that plays every time motion is detected.$19.95
Finger Hooks $8.95
Toilet Basketball $25.00
Zombie Sleep Mask $4.95
Sushi Adhesive Bandages And here you thought sushi was only for eating! Wrong, how about some Ikura, or Hirame, or Maguro on your cuts and scrapes? Best way to fight pain is to think about something else, like yummy fish with Sushi-Adhesive-Bandages.$4.99
Public Toilet Survival Kit $6.95
Fairy Bandages Have some woodland mythical critters help with the healing process with the fairy bandages.$4.99
Toilet Bowl Prank Screamer $7.95
Ranch Dental Floss If you ate some extra spicy buffalo wings and you've got a piece of chicken stuck in your teeth, well accent the flavor that still lingers in your mouth, and maintain good oral hygiene with ranch dental floss.$4.95
Switchblade Comb $6.95
Emergency Underpants Dispenser Our price: $12.95
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Cowboy Bandages Fall of your horse recently? Or is it more realistic to say that you fell of the wagon and got a few cuts and scrapes? Well cover it up partner with our cowboy-bandages.$4.99
Pirate Deluxe Bandage Assortment Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of...OUCH! What did Blackbeard reach for when he got a cut from a cutlass? He took a choice form the pirate deluxe bandage assortment$4.99
Fake Pregnancy Test Prank Our price: $7.95
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Money Tissues $1.75
Camouflage Toilet Paper $5.95
Disgusting Sound Machine Our price: $12.95
Now Only: $9.95
Pirate Skull and Bones Adhesive Bandages Look evil and wanting to pillage after drinking some rum on a dead man's chest wearing Pirate-Adhesive-Bandages to cover up your battle wounds.$4.99
Devil Duckie Adhesive Bandages Evil, evil duckie! Evil duckie fixes your boo-boos with ease. No medicine cabinet should not be without the devil duckie adhesive bandages.$5.25
Toilet Water Dish $27.95
Toilet Salt And Pepper Shaker Set $9.95
Jesus Bandages What's cooler that Jesus? What's a cool thing to cover up all your cuts and scrapes, jesus bandages!$5.49
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages All of those cuts and scrapes will magically disappear with enchanted unicorn bandages.$4.99
Ice Pop Bath Sponge $6.95
Switchblade Mustache Comb $4.95
Crime Scene Bandages Do you have a cut or a scrape that looks like something out of an over-exaggerated TV cop drama? Well officially declare that bloody gash under wraps with crime scene bandages.$4.99
Koi Light Up Glowing Goldfish $12.99
Waterproof Phone and iPod Case Keep your phone, iPod or MP3 player safe from water, sand and dirt in a truly waterproof, sealable case that will not only protect it from weather or waves, it’ll float if dropped in water too.$19.95
Cupcake Bandages Ever get a cut that looks so good? Maybe not, but you can cover the cuts and scrapes up where they look scrumptious with cupcake bandages.$4.99
Boo Boo Kisses Bandages Remember when your granny used to kiss your boo-boo to make it feel better? Bet your granny never had hot lips like this. The boo boo kisses bandages will look hot over your cuts! So long granny!$4.99
Absinthe Soap Whats better than getting rubbed down all nice and clean by a green fairy? Nothing. Get the next closest thing to it with this soap.$6.95
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap $6.95
Nacho Cheese Flavored Lip Balm $3.95
French Fry Lip Balm $3.95
TV Test Pattern Shower Curtain $29.95
White Noise Shower Curtain $29.95
Salad Dental Floss Out to impress? Well you can't with a hunk of food wedged between your teeth. Now you can duck out to the restroom and clean up your mouth with our salad dental floss with the refreshing flavor of cucumber.$4.95
Absinthe Dental Floss Absinthe may have sent many a 19th century author and artist to the loony bin, but our absinthe dental floss will not make you go crazy, it'll just make your dentist go crazy with delight over your clean gums!$4.95
Underpants Bandages $5.49
Tattoo / Skin Art Bandages So you're man enough - or woman enough - to suck up to the pain of some road rash, but you don't have the cajones to get a real tattoo. Tattoo skin art bandage assortment is perfect for those who have a cut, and who are afraid to go under the gun of a tattoo artist.$4.99
Portable Body Scale $29.99
Pickle Bandages Stick a pickle on your cut after slicing your pickles - without the smell. Pickle bandages are a great way to cover up those hamburger preparation accidents.$4.99
Toast Bandages Got a cut? Slap a piece of butter toast on them, it'll soak up the blood. Okay, not real toast by toast bandages.$4.99
Read My Lips Mirror Marker Pen $6.95
Mr. Snot Tissue Box Mr. Snot tissues are the perfect box of tissue for everything nose and snot related, or any other situation a quicker picker upper is required. A hilarious gag gift!$4.99
Affirmation Bandages $4.95
Mac & Cheese Bandages Not all people know this, but mac & cheese is more than just a delicious comfort food. It also has the amazing ability to distract you from the annoyance, pain and frustration of a minor wound.$5.95
Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser Get addicted to the convenience of owning a Cleancut Touchless Paper Towel Dispenser. Dispense and cut any size/brand paper towel to any length, regardless of perforation. Save money and prevent contamination.$139.95
Mood Lighting Light Switch Stickers $6.95
Eggnog Soap $6.95
Bacon Floss Bacon can improve the flavor of anything. A hamburger, eggs, pancakes, mayonnaise. The list is endless. So the new and improved dental floss is bacon floss...without the grease, that's been replaced with wax.$4.95
Cupcake Dental Floss Floss your teeth the right way, with cupcakes. The Sweet and Yummy Way To Floss.$4.95
Wasabi Lip Balm This unconventional lip balm features the unique flavor of wasabi without the tear-inducing shock to your sinuses. Great for sushi lovers and fans of really weird lip balm.$3.95
Cupcake Lip Balm $3.95
Breakfast Dental Floss Dental hygiene dictates that you should floss after every meal. But why spoil the linger flavor of breakfast with mint-laced floss? Now help that flavor linger even further with breakfast dental floss.$6.95
Monkey Dental Floss If you want your breath to smell like you were making out with a monkey, be sure to get this banana flavored monkey dental floss.$4.95
Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste Just put a dollop on your brush and after a few minutes of vigorous brushing your whole mouth will feel frosted!$5.95
Bacon Bandages Got a cut? Slap a couple of strips of bacon on them, or if you're English, a couple of rashers of bacon. Okay, not real pork bellies, but bacon bandaids.Our price: $5.49
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages $4.95
Bacon Flavored Lip Balm Why not taste bacon on your lips all day long. Spread on the bacon flavored lip balm and you'll be smacking your lips to swine all day.$3.95
Pickle Lip Balm $3.95
Rainbow Monkey Bandages Monkey's are pretty raucous animals, and so are people. So people fall a lot during play-time, so cover those cuts and nick with groovy multi-colored rainbow monkey bandages.$4.99
Some people like to make their bathroom a calm, relaxing and peaceful room. They decorate the room with flowers and have air fresheners to cancel out the unpleasant odors. Yeah, we are not those people. What we do is sell some of the coolest and most entertaining bathroom gadgets out there! Whether you’re looking for funny toilet paper, hilarious shower curtains or dozens of amazing Band-Aids, lip balms or dental flosses, we’ve got it all!