Giant Fist Can Koozie "The Beast"
Do you beast it all hours of the day? Is beast mode the only mode you know? Is your application to join the Avengers pretty much a done deal? Then there's only one way for you to knock back your next cold one - with the Beast! The Beast goes hard, storing your brew (and the ones after that) in a manner appropriate to the drinker to quench the driest of thirsts. Fortunately, the Beast knows how to keep its cool, making sure that your beer stays cold - because nothing makes you have to unleash beast mode quite like the terrible experience of warm beer. Go hard, and get your hands on the only beer holder fit for a beast like yourself!
Who amongst you is beast enough to handle it? Slide your hand into the powerfully fist o' foam fury and become one with the beast. Once the booze hits your lips, you can let everyone know what they're in store for tonight with a giant fist of fury - because they need to understand.
They need to understand that once you've made your own kind of superhero transformation, you're going to rage harder than they've ever seen anyone rage before. The mightiest beer throne the world has ever seen is now upon us.