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Instant Excuse Ball

Item# 019-187

An 8-Ball for Excuses! Just Shake and Wait For Your Next White Lie at a Moment's Notice!

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The Handiest 8-Ball Ever -- Excuses Galore!

Quick. Your professor is approaching you to ask where your homework assignment is. Your co-worker is approaching to ask why you didn't come to their party. Your significant other is asking you why you came home at 4:30 in the morning. Don't panic, just pull out the Instant Excuse Ball and help it to save your day.

With a simple shake of the 3-3/4" plastic ball, you'll be supplied with any of a wide array of excuses such as "Jury Duty," "24 Hour Flu," "My Dog Ate It" and the ever-popular "Mexican Food."

  • Instant excuses
  • Just shake the ball
  • Great gift idea
Instant Excuse Ball
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