The Handiest 8-Ball Ever -- Excuses Galore!
Quick. Your professor is approaching you to ask where your homework assignment is. Your co-worker is approaching to ask why you didn't come to their party. Your significant other is asking you why you came home at 4:30 in the morning. Don't panic, just pull out the Instant Excuse Ball and help it to save your day.
With a simple shake of the 3-3/4" plastic ball, you'll be supplied with any of a wide array of excuses such as "Jury Duty," "24 Hour Flu," "My Dog Ate It" and the ever-popular "Mexican Food."