Just Add Water and Voila -- A Wet Pair of Undies
Space age technology has never come up with something more useful than this. Ready to eat meals? Nope. Indestructible plastic? Useless! These Instant Underpants are guaranteed to change your life the next time you forget to throw on some scivvies when you're rushing out the door to work or school. We've compressed a pair of unisex underpants into a compact pellet, and all you have to do is add water to loosen it up and you'll be able to wear it in no time. Wet underpants are better than no underpants at all!