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Perverted Lawn Gnome

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This Gnome Wants You to Say Hello to His Little Friend! Gnomes are perverts, did you know? Well, now you definitely do. Someone call the Gnome police on this dirty little deviant!

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This Gnome is Flashing His Boner in Boxers

Lawn Gnomes are considered such happy, friendly little buggers. This is a common misconception. They're actually rude, lewd, dirty little bastards with no manners whatsoever. This Gnome was caught in the act of being a dirtbag and frozen in time for you to show everybody just how nasty these guys really are. The Perverted Lawn Gnome rudely holds open his robe to show off his raging boner in his tiny little heart boxers, standing on a hill that says "Say Hello to my Little Friend." Little indeed. Put that thing away, you filthy pervert!

  • Made of resin
  • Approximately 9.5" tall
Perverted Lawn Gnome
$24.99
5 Stars based on 2 Review(s)
Perverted Lawn Gnome
June 18, 2013
Really unique lawn ornament, perfect gnome to get my friends laughing. Love to see their reactions.

Debbie
Cottage Grove, Oregon
5 Stars
I would recommend this item to a friend.


My perverted little buddy
March 20, 2013
After my girlfriend left me for another man I got lonely. Like the time to get a dog or a cat to fill the void she left in my heart kind of lonely. But then something incredible happened. By sheer luck I happened upon this site and my eyes were instantly drawn to this perverted little guy. Now I don’t need a dog or a cat anymore, or even a girlfriend. I’ve got my perverted little buddy, and he loves me for being me.
Pros:
Brave, Kind, Understanding, Cute

Ron
Surrey, England
5 Stars
I would recommend this item to a friend.



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