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Shakespearean Insult Gum

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Shakespearean Insult Gum: contains hilarious insults that'll stump your friends!

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William Shakespeare was a brilliant man. He is widely regarded as the great writer of all time and wrote poems and plays that are required readings even today. The man had many talents, but perhaps his greatest was his witty insults. In every play he wrote, Shakespeare would make sure they're jammed packed with clever insults throughout. These witty lines are celebrated in our Shakespearean Insult Gum.

In each pack we have 7 boxes of gum, each resembling a play Shakespeare wrote. Each box comes with 2 fruit flavored gumballs and an eloquent Shakespearean insult printed on the inside Plays include: Hamlet, Henry V, Romeo & Juliet, Richard III, King Lear, Macbeth and Othello. The insult is always a clever one, making our generation's most popular insult, "Yo Momma!," ¯seem immature.

Example: "His wit's as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard" - Henry IV Part II.

  • Contains 14 Fruit Flavored Gumballs
  • 7 Unique Quotes!
  • 4.5 inches long x 2 inches tall
  • Net Weight .64 oz
Shakespearean Insult Gum
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